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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
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hungriestblogger:

when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago

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darrynek:

fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side

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you-put-your-left-armin:

Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough

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revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

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lipsitck:

when i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

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