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flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

27th August, WednesdayReblog
jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

I would ruin myself to fix you.

One-Liners (via wordsaremywhiskey)

27th August, WednesdayReblog

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

26th August, TuesdayReblog
inflightt:

THIS HAS GOT TO STOP RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

inflightt:

THIS HAS GOT TO STOP RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

(Source: mangacartaholygrail)

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(Source: amypoehler)

26th August, TuesdayReblog

nerdsandgamersftw:

That’s it. That’s the flavor I’ve been looking for.

26th August, TuesdayReblog

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

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(Source: thewalkingdelrey)

(Source: girff)

26th August, TuesdayReblog

tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

26th August, TuesdayReblog

(Source: fantasy-fawn)