Wild at heart

      no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it 

      (Source: lintott)

          galacticdad:

          growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

          (Source: severeproblems)

            (Source: alicexz)

              ruraljackdaw:

              Some of the best pickup lines I’ve used so far:

              • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
              • If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
              • Are you a robot? Cause I’d like to turn you on.
              • I need a map. I keep getting lost in your eyes.
              • Do I know you? Cause you look like the man I want to marry.
              • I lost my horse. Can I ride you instead?

              AND THEN I GOT THIS ONE IN RETURN

              • Here, could you hold this for me while I go for a walk? *holds out hand*

              FUCK THAT’S CUTE

              (Source: translugia)

                kaliforhnia:

                Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

                  alex-of-macedonia:

                  theplanlaugh:

                  So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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                  Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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                  Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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                    amerlcanapparel:

                    i have no compassion for slow walkers

                      (Source: holybae02)

                        cyberdepressed:

                        but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we’re like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO

                        (Source: uglierer)

                          gnarly:

                          reasons to date me:
                          1:
                          2:
                          3:
                          4:
                          5: please lol

                            yolobaggins:

                            cresbro:

                            amazonian-warrior-princess:

                            terrible-beauty:

                            amroyounes:

                            True love never gets old!

                            I am Rita

                            the fairy

                            The Rita one omg

                            omg I cant get over the last one

                              equestrianfangirlswag:

                              she’s so touched for a moment

                              (Source: kennadepoitiers)

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